IMPROVE YOUR MARRIAGE - Don't Overlook The Obvious

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YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE
While these are offered 'tongue-in-cheek', some might hit home, especially if you take the point being made 'down-a-notch'. - If you have any additions for this listing, please email them to us!

The wedding ring no longer fits them, yet they never get around to re-sizing it. So, it remians on their nightstand.

In response to a request to save money  normally spent on presents, your gift is a market bag full of credit card bills.

Along with your daily paper, they give you commitment papers.

Your spouse's co-workers did not even know that they were married.

They ignore you, in and out of the bedroom.

You have more meaningful conversations with the Subway cashier than you do with your spouse.

They stop complaining about your awful singing, terrible cooking, or bad jokes.

You no longer share dessert at a restaurant.

You no longer even seem to have differences in common.

You once loved 'lighting their fire', but now you would rather light the grill.

The only mistake that they own up to is that they married you.

After sex, they immediately roll over and tell you to go to sleep, instead of caressing one another or cuddling.

You each are on the same page but 'in different books'.

Your children want you to divorce.

The notches on your belt are now for the times when your romantic overtures have been rejected.

With only two of you in the room, you discover that they are speaking to their reflection in the mirror.

Your children refer to you as the man "... who is my Sperm-father."

You go dutch, when you eat out.

You would gladly give up all of your valuables and your successes, if you and your spouse could re-connect in love.

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